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Taurus 2014 Horoscope

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Taurus 2014 Astrology Predictions

Here are the Taurus 2014 Astrology Predictions.
As the 2014 begins you may feel that you are just treading water and that you cannot progress further without major intervention. Be this a financial injection, dramatic career change or new romantic relationship. But you will find your way by the springtime and you’ll know just what decisions and choices you need to make.If you’re not careful your personal life may be overshadowed by your professional life. So although work is important, ensure you take time away to concentrate on yourself and your loved ones.You’ll be in demand this year from friends and family who may need either emotional or practical support. Offer a helping hand in any way you can, but don’t forget to make time for yourself.Later in the year some magical times await you and you’ll find yourself experiencing a very lucky streak.Your star sign of Taurus should be shining brightly as many pleasant surprises will bring rays of sunshine. 

Taurus LOVE





Love of Taurus (April 19 - May 19 )
The Bull, as befits an Earth sign, is a grounded and devoted sort, but that shouldn't be construed as boring. Remember, that Bulls can charge! Taurus generally wants a harmonious and beautiful relationship, given as they are to a fondness for pretty things. Whether it's a sweet serenade or silky sheets, Taurus loves anything luxe and those who can bring that aspect into their lives. Does this make the Bull all style and no substance? Not really, since Taureans are both sentimental and romantic and possessed of a dogged determination which virtually assures that they will get what they want. Keeping the Bull feeling good is the best guarantee of a considerate lover,

one which will work hard on a relationship filled with sensual pleasures.




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What color is good for my zodiac sign?

What colour to wear? What colour should I be around? Find out how a particular shade can have a positive effect on different aspects of your life



Aries
It's the first zodiac sign ruled by Mars. Their lucky colour is red. As Aries are high on energy, they are very active people. Red colour suits them well. It's a warm colour, which acts as a stimulant that provides good energy to Ariens.

Taurus
These are people who love to live in their own space, like to work within their own time frame. White colour is good for them. Taurians always try to stay away from hooks and crooks in their life. White is the colour of truth and purity and helps to calm them down.

Gemini
Lucky colour for Geminis is light green. Geminis are very talkative and tend to have dual nature. Light green colour is good for nurturing their intellect, as they are thinkers. Light green colour helps them to balance their mental abilities.

Cancer
White is the lucky colour for Cancerians, if it has a silver tinge to it, it's best suited to them. Basically this sign is ruled by the moon, which reflects a sensitive and emotional side. The colour white helps you balance the sensitive and emotional side of Cancerians.

Leo
A zodiac sign ruled by the Sun, the golden hue is best suited for Leos, as this sign is also known as the royal sign. It helps in good administration and brings out the ruling qualities of a Leo.

Virgo
A dark green colour or a shade of purple really works wonders for you.

Libra
White and turquoise are apt for this sign. Libras are very polite people as well as good artists and romantic by nature. So, white and blue shades suit their personality and temperament.

Scorpio
This sign is ruled by Mars. Fiery orange is their lucky colour. Scorpios are ambitious and since orange indicates health and vitality, it helps people who live an unhealthy life and are hyperactive by nature.

Sagittarius
Being ruled by Jupiter, the basic colour for this sign is yellow. People born to this sign can use it for success and growth, but due to the duality in nature, and their tendency to be hyper active Saggies need to calm their restlessness. In such case, pink and light purple
help to soothe and relax them.

Capricorn
A polite and spiritual sign. They achieve their targets by maintaining a low profile. For this spiritual and calm sign light, blue and purple are the best colours. These two colours indicate a pure spiritual feeling and consciousness.

Aquarius
It's another sign ruled by Saturn. People who belong to this sign have depth, are spiritual and strong. Black, grey, dark blue and brown are lucky for them. These colours signify an artistic, harmonious nature and spiritual understanding, which help this intellectual sign.

Pisces
Ruled by Jupiter, yellow is their lucky colour. This hue helps them to attain high soul qualities. It gives abundance of mental power to Pisces. It's the colour of growth and confidence, and helps this sign to grow, and sometimes control their fickle mind.


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How to seduce Taurus Woman

Joyce by Enric Galceran for Bambi Magazine XV (NSFW)Born between April 22nd and May 21st, Taurus women are sensual, loyal creatures ruled by the planet Venus. Of course, this tends to make the Taurus woman very much a romantic at heart. Therefore, there are certain rules that should be followed while trying to get the Taurus woman to surrender to passion.
 

If the woman who you have your eye on is a Taurus, then you will need to appeal to her sense of romance. A Taurus woman wants to be courted more than seduced, and she will not be quick to fall into bed with you. If you make her feel secure enough, however, you will find yourself with a partner who has a strong sexual appetite.

How to seduce Taurus Man


Fierce, strong, very masculine, and the silent-mysterious type, the Taurus Man surely is one of the women’s embodiment of ideal guy type. But being the man of very few words makes the Taurus Man aloof among women, which makes it hard for girls to get his attention. So how do you attract a Taurus Man?

You need to be competent enough so he may depend you. Developing this dependence relationship is a good start, but remember not to offer assistance unless he asks for it. Taurus Man are strong individuals so they tend to endure more than what they can handle. So giving him your helping hand with your winning smile when he never asked for it would definitely crush his ego. And you do not want that because Taurus Man also has a strong sense of pride for himself.

When you gain his confidence, the next thing you need to have is his trust. Taurus Men are very trustworthy and dependable by they never easily trust anyone. Gaining his trust would mean that you are close to winning his heart. Note that sometimes trust is more important than love.

Fantasy Bedroom Fetish of each Zodiac sign

Sex Fetishes according to your zodiac sign

The deeds we do in the bedroom and do not want other to know or maybe some star zodiac sign does want other to know. This article talk about the love of the crazy, fun and wonderful of love making in a taboo way. By knowing how you like it and how your partner like it will give you and your lover a more satisfies feeling in the bedroom like you never know before. Talk about it tease about it coz you know deep down 'you want it that way ;) '. Let me know if it is true for you ~ share the world of your knowledge to teach us and make everybody smile and have that orgasm glow :)



Aries Sex Fetish (March 21 to April 19) 
As the prime and primal sign of the Zodiac, Aries finds pleasure in raw and high-adrenaline experiences. They can count musky scents, bed knocking (as in knocking the bed against the wall, floor and, if really gifted, the ceiling), morning sex, hair-pulling and wrestling among their fetishes.

Taurus SEX







Taurus(April 21-May21):

Taurians of passionate nature with a strong sexualdrive. They do not act upon impulse and come into sexual action only to establish a strong relationship with their partners. Taurians prefer a sensual foreplay before finally coming into action.
By far the most sensual of the signs, Taurus has a passionate nature and a strong sex drive. You are turned on by beautiful people and places. Your earthy, solid body exudes sensuality and arouses desire, but you hesitate to move in on a prospective lover, preferring to be asked. Despite a strong libido, you are not driven by lust. You like a stable, orderly life and are renowned for possessiveness; an active sex life is usually part of an ongoing partnership.When you fall in love, you fall heavily and finally. You are committed for life. Love is something Taurus takes very seriously indeed. Taurus is almost the opposite of Aries – slow to move, slow tobe aroused, but also slow to be satisfied. Taurus takes time, in a goodway, and makes sure to do the work necessary. Taurus is not eager to seduce, nor easy for anyone else to seduce. It's a question of patienceand persistence. Taurus is there for the long run, and very physical through. Taurus is very sensual and may easily subdue to your whims. Lying downon the back he will ask his partner to stand behind and massage hisback. While he mounts her from the back, caressing her shoulders,breasts and belly. Taurus will penetrate you slowly, changing from deepslow penetration to increasing the speed and intensity of suchmovements. He doesnt like to be hasty, you must be sure your Tauruswill be slugging, savoring each stroke. Once he has trusted himself, hewill give in to love making. Believe me, he is not a newbie in art ofseduction. He knows how to please and his partners body is anendless exploration of sensitive spots

Find Soulmate with Juno Sign ♡









Ignorance is Bliss this Valentines Day as a beautiful configuration occurs in the heavens. The North Node, Jupiter and Juno conjoin in the sign of Aquarius. The sign of Aquarius can produce sudden attractions, and intense love at 1st sight attractions. Additionally the sign of Aquarius being a fixed sign never forgets its 1st love and compares everyone who comes along afterwards to that person. Another unique property of both the sign of Aquarius and its ruler Uranus (now in dreamy Pisces) is it’s timing ability and it’s unique ability to suddenly and unexpectedly bring people back into our lives from the past.
With Jupiter (luck), the North Node (destiny) and Juno (soulmate) all lined up together in the sign of Aquarius many people could be getting back together with past loves, or finding their soulmates in the not too distant future. This was indicated by the Lunar eclipse at 6* Aquarius on January 26th, as eclipses foretell of events to come.

Venus in Taurus

Taurus in Love






Venus in Taurus:
Venus in Taurus will express affection with material gestures like luxurious gifts and food. Very generous and artistic, can be good with music, singing, sculpting and painting. As generous as they are, they also like to receive beautiful gifts and solid love.

A steady and sensual lover and would probably too lazy and comfortable to cheat!! Attracts beautiful and nurturing women into one’s life, just like The Empress from the Tarot cards. Loves the pleasures of the flesh; very sensual. Taurus has a reputation of really enjoying masturbation, in some cases more than the real thing due to its introverted nature (especially moon in Taurus).

May be shy and reserved in the beginning of the relationship and takes a while to loosen up (could drive an Aries or Gemini crazy!), but know that they like you once they start giving material things.
This position of Venus intensifies the senses. What you can see, hear, feel and touch takes on significant meaning. You are romantic in a quiet and proper manner. You have intense likes and dislikes. Loyalty is an important virtue. Pain as well as pleasure can be very intense.

Your home environment is of the greatest significance. You seek luxury and comfort of a durable and solid quality. Although you love adornments and beautiful clothing you avoid necklaces and ties, anything which would restrict your throat area. This position of Venus sensitizes you to throat problems as well as giving you a melodious voice. You may be susceptible to all kinds of throat problems including tumors, mumps, thyroid problems, stiff neck, and headaches in the back lower section.

Venus in Taurus is the most loyal and trustworthy sign of the Zodiac. They have old fashioned value and chivalry and enjoy good food and sensual gratification of the senses. Taurus is the first earth sign and is prepared to work for the long haul at maintaining a comfortable relationship. Venus in Taurus makes one very loyal and romantic in love in a rather traditional way. Love for them centres on the physical world and in comfort - they revel in sensual surroundings. They need a certain measure of predictability and dependability in their relationships.
Venus in Taurus men and women can be possessive in love, and they are threatened by fast-paced, high-energy situations in the context of relationships and love. Pleasing Venus in Taurus involves emphasizing your loyalty, and their worth to you. He loves material possessions, and Taurus in love considers you his possession as well. Taurus is the first physical earth sign and you’ll see what that means in bed. Be ready for hours of physical ecstasy. However, if you’re looking for an emotional merging, it is not likely to happen with a Taurus lover. Princess Diana (Princess of Wales), her son, Prince William (Duke of Cambridge), George Lucas and Johnny Depp have Venus in Taurus.

How to Love Venus in Taurus ?

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To make a Venus in Taurus feel loved, avoid pushing them in love, give them plenty of time. You will probably need to cultivate patience if you are in a relationship with Venus in Taurus. Remember to be simple and natural - Taurus will appreciate it. They love material comfort, luxury, and beautiful physical objects. Buy quality, timeless gifts, nothing cheap or trendy. They love being served dinner and fine wines. They love the traditional dinner and a movie more than most. Treat them with tons of respect, use good manners, bathe frequently, and dress well to do the dishes. They love to lounge around, doing nothing. They deeply appreciate physical sensations: sight, sound, smell, taste, and touch. Let them spend their days lounging on your sofa and they may fall head over heals in love with you. They also enjoy contact with nature. Take them on an old-fashioned picnic on a blanket. Above all, never talk of change. Don’t change your hair colour, your perfume, or your favourite meal. It makes them uneasy. Prove yourself a dependable lover.

Female: Venus in Taurus woman is attuned to physical and material security. She likes beautiful objects, beautiful food and she doesn’t like to share. She values consistency and commitment and although slow to move, will do whatever is needed to hold onto her partner or her security- often she sees the two as being intertwined. She is classy. She loves long, expensive dinners that she can dress up for and linger over. If she’s committed to you, she will stand by your side even through poverty. She is sensual rather than sexual and is generally a same partner girl- this is one placement that doesn’t get turned on by too much variety. Cuddles, massages- anything that makes you feel comfortable makes her feel good.

Male: Venus in Taurus man loves the whole feminine archetype and tends to be attracted more to the image of romantic "Rubenesque" (Big Beautiful Woman) than wafer thin waif. He has an appetite and likes a woman with voluptuous curves in all the right places that he can take his time and enjoy. Mr Venus in Taurus likes a traditional, conservative woman, an earth mother. He doesn’t really want his partner to be too independent, too quick. Physical looks are important to the Venus in Taurus man, but just as important are manners, grooming and cleanliness. He prefers natural beauty instead of artificial beauty, but breast size is important to this guy.

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  • Mars in Aries
  • Mars in Gemini
  • Mars in Taurus
  • Mars in Leo
  • Mars in Virgo
  • Mars in Libra
  • Mars in Scorpio
  • Mars in Sagittarius
  • Mars in Capricorn
  • Mars in Aquarius
  • Mars in Pisces

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    Love Astrology: Love Compatible by Eros & Psyche Zodiac Signs



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    Psyche & Eros:

    Asteroids of Sensitivity and Passion

    The asteroid Psyche represents the principle of being psychically attuned and bonded to another human being. Often portrayed as a butterfly maiden, Psyche was born as a beautiful mortal, who in her search for reunion with her lover Eros (the Roman god Cupid), mastered heroic tasks set upon her by a wrathful mother, Aphrodite (Eros’s motYher). Through each undertaking, Psyche sensitized her internal telepathic channels. Depicting the soul’s journey from mortality to divinity, Psyche successfully transformed her earthly nature into that of a deity so that she could become the heavenly bride of Eros, god of erotic love. Their union produced children named Bliss, Pleasure, and Ecstasy. Together, their love has come to symbolize soul-mate union.



    In perfecting the relationship progression of Lilith (the scorned mate) and Juno (the faithful Life Partner), Psyche represents the completion stage of the development of the feminine as a consort. Astrologically, Psyche is a higher octave of Venus, expressing a refinement of personal love and psychic atonement to another. Through following the path of Psyche, conscious relationship provides a path to spiritual illumination.h


    Love Astrology: Psyche Zodiac Signs






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    Finding your soul mate or the love of your life ❤

    Though there are many reasons for seeking relationship, it’s probably our sense of the erotic, the passionate core of our desire to connect with others, that is the true driving force behind dating and mating. When we inspect the natal chart for ‘passion indicators,’ we see various facets of passion, desire, and sexuality:

    Venus tells us the nature of our loves, our values, our idea of what relationship is like, and for a woman shows her ‘ideal Self.’

    Neptune points to the character of our life ideals, our spiritual ideals, and our fantasies.

    Uranus hints at our concept of Utopia.
    The Sun describes our Soul needs (which may or may not involve relationship).

    The Moon sings of our emotional needs, Mercury of our communication requirements (and our possible fraternal or sororal ones) and Jupiter of our social ones.

    Saturn suggests what we need to feel secure.

    Mars and Pluto focus on our need to assert ourselves, to express our life energy in the world (including via the urge to reproduce), with Mars describing a man’s ‘ideal Self’ and Pluto suggesting our darker nature, which may have sexual overtones.

    Using the natal horoscope, we can cobble together a colorful and relatively full picture of the individual as a passionate Being, but we may miss out on some very important points, namely those indicated by the placement and aspects of the asteroid Eros and Pysche.

    What is Psyche?

    Zodiac Psyche Sign describes the placement of the asteroid Psyche in your birth chart. This asteroid is also known as the Goddess of the Soul. This sign helps you understand yourself and know your soul, mind and self better. This is based on Western Astrology.

    Zodiac Psyche Sign describes your characteristics based on the placement of the asteroid Psyche in your natal chart.



    Along with the sun sign and moon sign, the Psyche sign also helps you understand yourself better. Psyche in Greek means Soul. This has given rise to a most unconventional kind of astrology. The name has come from Greek mythology where the stories are about evil fathers, jealous women and prince charming. Psyche stands for everything related to love, passion, jealousy and our inner self. This asteroid tells us a lot about ourselves and our journey through life. It gives us an aim to know our soul and mind better and know where we stand today. It tells us about what we expect from our partners and what we crave for in a relationship.


    Love Astrology : Eros Signs Zodiac




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    ❤ Psyche 
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    - See more at: http://witcheri.blogspot.com/2012/09/love-astrology-love-compatible-by-eros.html#sthash.0ayhKdFX.dpuf

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    Eros 
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    ❤ Psyche 
    Eros 
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    Finding your soul mate or the love of your life ❤ first you need to know that there are many way that why Soul mate is a soul mate because their astrology sign match with us. so Eros is just one aspect the who made up of us. Below are basic understanding of each sign, use it as a guide to compare the compatibility of your chart.

    Venus tells us the spirit of our loves, our passion, our thought of what love feeling is like.

    While Venus Love Signs are in charge of romance, Mars Signs take charge of basic sexual attraction, tempered only by the astrological houses they are placed in. They will influence how sex is approached, from cool detachment to hot intensity and everything in between. Mars makes us assertive, forthright and adventurous. It can also make us impulsive, rash, impatient and forceful. Success or frustration… they can both be products of your Mars Sign’s influence.

    Neptune contact are often colored by fantasy and dreaminess, and a vulnerable nature that may be susceptible to disillusionment. Here, we find hope that is sometimes unrealistic, a poetic and intuitive outlook, and compassion.

    Uranus Signs represent change. Associated with innovation, technology and discovery, Uranus helps bring about progressive change in all aspects of our lives. This Planet takes us into the future; tradition is made to be broken. Uranus Signs also represent enlightenment, novelty and ingenuity. Uranus is intuitive and sometimes ahead of its time when you are in tune with its energies. This intuition may cause you to research or investigate a new angle.

    The Sun describes reveals the part of our personality that is our basic self, or who we are when we are not surrounded by other people. In other words our essential personality is our most basic, broad, inner traits.  Remember that your Sun Sign is just a portion of who you are. Your Moon Sign and Rising Sign are equally important and must be blended together to get an accurate description of your true personality.

    The Moon sing said to represent your instinctual self, which many people keep hidden. On points where your Sun and Moon Signs are compatible, they will work together to help you get through the hardships and accomplish your goals. Where they are not compatible, you will feel conflicting desires or be at odds with yourself in some Full Moon way. Our Moon Sign also offers insight in how to reach our inner child.

    Saturn is just like listening to your parents, our Saturn Sign is out to teach us mastery over our lives. And, as usual, that means plain hard work and practice, practice, practice. Saturn is a big fan of the schools of trial and error and hard knocks. What better way is there to learn, right? For some of us, that means being ridiculed for our errors, feeling inadequate and inferior. Feeling like you need to measure up to a standard is part of your Saturn Sign’s lesson.

    Pluto may bring an end to things that need to be let go of. This could be a job, a relationship or anything else that is dragging you down. It may not be easy to do, but you need to pick up the pieces and go on with your life. The psyche can't hold on to everything and remain healthy. While it is scary to let things go, it will be better in the long run.


    What is Eros sign?

    Eros. The sign position of the Asteroid, Eros, can reveal some of our erotic turn-on, as well as the level of our erotic nature.

    Follow THE LINK BELOW to learn about the Myth of EROS:
    Eros Mythology


    Find out what is your EROS star sign here at :
    http://www.findyourfate.com/astrology/eros.html
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    HER EROS IN ARIES:
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    She wants to hear: I crave you. Cosmically activated by the Fire and Passion. Aries is demanding on the body and therefore to sex. If you want to meet her better,(usually comes to you first), you should be prepared for a very intense and passionate sex. She asks for tenderness and strength from her partner. It is advisable not to exceed the limit of politeness and discretion that  she has set itself the masculine behavior, because she will start to believe that you are weak as a character.She  prefers the wildness and the harshness of a true male IN sexual act. The men who attract her most of all have brains and a considerable social status. As a true Aries, she doesn’t like long-term flirtins, because they do not evolve rapidly and she thinks they are a waste of time. You risk to loose her  if you are from those who did not flinch and they do not decide to get involved directly. The same thing happens in the bedroom. She does not like many prequels and prefers to go into action without wasting too much time. She likes to have the upper hand and sometimes all though  prefers to have a passive attitude hedonism.  She allowed only those who know how to satisfy her. Otherwise, she takes the helms! She is available for any peculiarity of painless suggest, as long as it is not the one that degrades her.
     

    Is Your Zodiac man/women Cheating on you?

    HAPPY = No Cheating



    Anyone who's been cheated on knows it's an incredibly painful betrayal you never want to go through again. And while no one zodiac sign is more likely to cheat than another, you can still work to protect yourself by looking to each sign for clues about how they might be tempted to cheat -- which really has more to do with circumstances and character than the zodiac. So here are a few cosmic clues to watch for, and some advice on how to keep 'em happy so they won't stray.

    Zodiac Male NEED to know :::

    Aries Male 101


    Aries (3/21 - 4/20): There is a reason why this sign is considered the child of the zodiac...and most men born under this sign will behave like children. Keeping in mind that Aries is a cardinal sign AND a fire element it is not surprising that this man can try the patience of a lot of women. If you happen to like your men on the immature side and don't mind indulging in their constant "look at me" behavior, then you will get along fabulously with your little he-sheep. The perk of being with an Aries man is that life will never be dull. They need constant stimulation, mentally and physically, or they will sulk and become morose. Luckily, they aren't very difficult to entice into an adventure and you'll enjoy it every bit as much as they do. Just remember that acknowledgement of their enjoyment is more important than yours.

    Aries Prayer: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

    How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb? "Just one. You want to make something of it?"

    Aries Daily Affirmation: "I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws."

    What an Aries says after sex: "Okay, let's do it again."

    How to Bag & Tag

    Coo over him and make a big fuss. Show him all of your bright, shiny interesting gadgets and then try not to lose your temper if he happens to take one apart and loses interest before he puts it back together again. Don't even hint that the world doesn't revolve around him.

    How to Get Rid of Him (Loonsounds)

    Be a mouse grabber. Never follow their lead. Keep a steady dialogue with all of your exes. Fool with their hair after they just fixed it. Forget their birthday. Try to order them around.

    Signs You've Been Dumped (Loonsounds)

    You find yourself alone, standing amidst blowing dust and flecks, strips of black tire tracks, heavy gasoline fumes, and very little else. Slowly, slowly, the sound of the roaring engine recedes, thundering silence taking its place.

    Taurus 101


    Taurus (4/21 - 5/21): The symbolic figure of this astrological sign is the bull...probably because the Democrats had already taken the donkey. A Tauren is simply put the most stubborn and pigheaded male in the entire zodiac. The more you push, the deeper he will dig in those hooves and nothing you can do will change his mind...except for feminine charm. Taurens are suckers for creature comforts...whether it's food, a cozy home or an enveloping hug. They are generally good-natured, sentimental at heart and prone to romantic gestures once their needs have been met.

    A Tauren's Prayer: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

    How many Taurens does it take to change a light bulb? One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

    A Tauren's Daily Affirmation: "Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

    What a Tauren says after sex: "I'm hungry - pass the pizza."

    How to Bag & Tag

    Feed him a home-cooked meal, tuck him into a warm cozy bed and assure him that he is completely in charge and doesn't have to go to sleep if he doesn't want to. You just wanted him to be comfortable.

    How to Get Rid of Him (Loonsounds)

    Acquire some credit cards by placing their name first on the application. Don't tell. Sit in their chair. Hide/eat all the sweets in the house. Insist on joint accounts. Refuse to sign a prenup.

    Signs You've Been Dumped (Loonsounds)

    You offer extravagant food, they say they've lost their appetite and when you turn away from them in bed, they just turn away from you in the opposite direction (instead of poking you with their horns). Taurus: Either they're all over you, or they're gone.

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    ♡⃛ Aries & Sex (March 21 -April 19)


    The God of War doesn’t think before actions, they have sex, then think about it later. Aries is often excited by the chase rather than the catch. They are very dominant, however do not want a submissive partner. Aries needs a spontaneous partner, in life and the bedroom. If there is a routine in the bedroom Aries will look elsewhere.

    Aries Man in Bed: The Aries man is very dominant, loud and hot! He is an excellent lover, but if you expect dinner by candlelight, look elsewhere. Aries likes his sex fast and hot, so be prepared to hear grunts and moans. He’s not a cheater, but if bored he will drop you in an instant.

    Aries Woman in Bed: The Aries woman doesn’t look at sex as romantic, she thinks of it as a physical act. That’s it. She will treat men like a piece of meat, then think about it the next day. She is a bit kinky, so expect dirty talk, and don’t be shocked if she wants to spank you. She wants to be wanted at all times. If you do not give her enough attention, she will seek it elsewhere.

    Best Position: Aries is “the man” of the zodiac. So expect them to be in control at all times. Whatever they say, goes.

    Aries Hot Spots: Fondling, tickling, nibbling the neck and above get’s them hot. Do as you please, as long as attention is given.

    Aries Compatibility: Aries is compatible with Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini and Aquarius.

    Zodiac Signs and what do they L♡VE





    ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 -April 19)

    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.